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It's Not Easy Bein' Sleazy

     An incredible selection of the greatest hits from shows at The Fly By Night Club!

     SEVENTEEN hilarious songs with Mr. Whitekeys, Miss Alice Welling, Sourdough Mike, Ed Bourgeois, the Voodoo Viper Horn Section, and gigantic guest stars!

     Includes:  "Viva Spenard,"  "I'm My Own Grandpa."  "Fishita,"  "Jewel,"  "Don't Let Me Go Alone to Costco,"  "El Nino,"  "The History of Cereal," "Schedule D,"  "Martha Stewart Goes Camping,"  "My Favorite Things,"  "The Orange Blossom Special,"  and six more!  Vicious Alaskan satire set to happy toe-tapping music!

CDs Only $9.95 + S & H

The Bluesaholics

For the first time in his sleazy career, Mr. Whitekeys has released a Blues and Jazz CD!  The Bluesaholics is a collection of blues, jazz, & Kansas City swing with some New Orleans R & B thrown in for garnish.

     According to Keys, "This is what happens when the cats get together to jam and nobody is looking."  Features Kenny Blackwell on sax, Robert Arms on drums, and Joe Eunice on bass.

     Includes:  "Caledonia,"  "Doo Wah Doo,"  "I'm a Bluesaholic,"  "Early In The Morning,"  "Hey Bartender,"  "Monterey Mist,"  "The Seventh Son," House of Blue Lights."

CDs Only $9.95 + S & H

The Whale Fat Follies

Direct from Spenard, here's more songs from the Big Time Extravaganzas at The Fly By Night Club.

     15 spectacular tunes such as "Spawn Til Ya Die,"  "Little Winnebago,"  "Humpies from Hell,"  "The Fairbanks Blues,"  "The Cordova Outhouse Rag,"  "Scat Singing,"  "Christmas In Spenard,"  "On the Cover of Alaska Man,"  "Ya Gotta Be Tough In Alaska,"  "Johnny Cache,"  & "Where Are They Now?"

     A classic collection of Alaskan Satire.

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The Fabulous Spamtones

     Our First CD!  Songs from "The Whale Fat Follies" show and other bluesy delights with guest stars John Firmin, Billy Peterson, and National Steel wizard Bob Brozman.

     Includes "The Fisherman's Prayer,"  "The Woolly Mammoth,"  "Ballad of Nimrod Bodfish,"  "Hookers In Spenard,"  "The Heart Shaped Tattoo,"  Tthe Jogging Song,"  "I Thoroughly Disgraced Myself Again,"  and more!

CDs Only $9.95 + S & H

CDs Only $9.95 + S & H