Just when you thought your Holiday Season would be safe, "Christmas In Spenard" is BACK in an ALL NEW Location for a limited run of Eleven Shows Only!!!

     The Side-splitting Spectacular is moving DOWNTOWN to the Hard Rock Cafe!  Why are we doing this?  The Legislature is moving their offices from Downtown to Spenard, so we're moving out of Spenard because the neighborhood has gotten too sleazy even for us!

The All New

Christmas In Spenard

Mon., Tues., Wed., & Thurs.

December , 2016

Christmas In Spenard Is Moving Downtown!

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Fun Food !

Fun Drinks !


     "Christmas In Spenard" is a hilarious two-hour extravaganza of satirical Alaskan musical comedy, a live band, stunning singers and dancers, a spectacular High Definition multi-media presentation, and approximately three minutes of sentimental holiday fluff.

     The Hard Rock Cafe is the perfect setting for “Christmas In Spenard.”  There's fun food, fun drinks, real chairs, clean bathrooms, validated parking, an Elevator, and just so you'll feel at home—the same old Spenard Hookers and Drug Dealers also hang out just a few feet away on Fourth Avenue!  

     There is no show like "Christmas in Spenard" anywhere in the world. Throw your office party at an all-Alaskan laugh riot starring Mr. Whitekeys and an all-star cast including Miss Regina MacDonald who was voted by the Anchorage Press as our town's “Second Best Alaska Reality TV Star in a Non-Palin Role!”




& Thursdays.

Dec. 4--21